Volume 18 Issue 6

  • Mortal Kombat

    The new Mortal Kombat, which is technically the ninth of the franchise, is almost everything I want from an MK game.

  • Baryogenesis Is Very Generous

    We think that the universe started with a big fireball, aka the Big Bang. After that, there was a period of rapid expansion, or inflation, as the universe cooled. At the end of this inflation, it’s likely that there was just as much matter as...

  • Bald at the Zoo

    They took my toupee. Wouldn't give it back. Pigs never let you have anything you want. That's part of the fun of being a pig. You can take anything you want, and no one can do shit about it. Except richies, but who's rich in the fucking desert?

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  • The Heart of Bleakness

    Walking through the jungle in the dead of night with a group of Rwandan rebels best known for their expertise at rape and murder wasn’t exactly what we had planned for our first trip to the Democratic Republic of Congo.

  • Ovum Easy, Please

    Those blessed with a vagina or a girlfriend with functioning genitals may be aware that a female’s reproductive organs occasionally excrete a gloppy white fluid.

  • Abracadabra Insurance

    If you can get past the ridiculous goatees and rabbits constantly shitting in your top hat, being a magician doesn’t seem like such a horrible gig. The hours are flexible, donning a velvety cape commands a certain amount of mystique, and it doesn...

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  • Employees of the Month

    PATRICK TSAI Patrick Tsai has never taken a picture that hasn’t made us go “Awwwwwwwwww.” We first came across his work back when he was one half of My Little Dead Dick—our all-time favorite pair of photographic

  • Happy Hanami

    Photos by Patrick TsaiStylist: Yoshi Miyamasu

  • Tinkle Tweaking

    Hoje sabemos que a urina humana contém uma mistura complexa de aminoácidos, ureia, creatinina e vários outros compostos. Mas o corpo também usa a urina para excretar os subprodutos metabólicos das diversas drogas que ingerimos e biossintetizamos todos...