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A 'Beer Suicide' Is the Perfect Drink if You Want Everyone at the Bar to Hate You
A beer suicide is a mixture of all the drafts together in one glass. Sometimes it's dark, sometimes it's fruity, but it's always weird as hell.
Apparently Trump's Wall Will Be Funded by Taxpayers and Reimbursed by Mexico Later
It's all "for the sake of speed," according to Trump's recent tweet.
Transcripts Reveal Weird Comments from 'Skin Man' Donald Trump
"She needs some serious fucking dermatology," the Republican presidential nominee said of one contestant on his TV show.
Paul Ryan Has Officially Given Up Defending Trump
Ryan reportedly said that he "won't defend" Trump any longer, but still endorses the guy for president.
Trump's Plan Was to Have Bill Clinton's Accusers Confront Him on Live TV
The Commission on Presidential Debates shot down Trump's scheme.
The US Has Officially Accused Russia of the DNC Hack
"We believe, based on the scope and sensitivity of these efforts, that only Russia's senior-most officials could have authorized these activities."
Hitler Apparently Ghostwrote a Book About How Great He Was in 1923
"I'm convinced from the presented sources that Hitler himself wrote this short text or gave at least the basic information to an editor."
Someone Is Planning a 'Clown Lives Matter' March in Arizona
"We want the public to feel safe and not be afraid," a flyer advertising the march says. "So come out, bring the family, meet a clown, and get a hug!"
A Guy Lived with His Dead Grandma's Corpse for Five Months to Avoid Moving Out
He filled her room with air fresheners to cover the smell of rotting flesh.
My Lunch with the 'God of Story'
We caught up with screenwriting guru Robert McKee, whose new book, 'Dialogue,' proves he should be required reading for storytellers of any kind.
George H.W. Bush Might Actually Vote for Hillary
He allegedly told Bobby Kennedy's daughter that he'd vote for Clinton, but a Bush spokesman would neither confirm or deny the claim.
Trump Just Admitted Obama Was Born in the US While Spreading a New Lie
Donald Trump told the press that "President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period," but blamed Hillary Clinton for starting the conspiracy theory that he wasn't.