resolutions
How to Quit Everything in 2018
So far I've quit weed, booze, blow, cigarettes, dairy, red meat, porn—and I'm not done yet.
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Imagining How Your Resolutions Will Fail Might Help You Keep Them
This is the ultimate week to consign your mounting failures to the past and start fresh.
New Year's Resolutions You'll Actually Keep, According to Your Sign
If you don't check your sign's compatibility with your New Year's resolution, why even bother?
Let Your Zodiac Sign Determine Your New Year's Resolution
If you don't check your sign's compatibility with your New Year's resolution, why even bother?
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No One Gives a Shit About Your Dry January
Taking a month off from alcohol may not be as magical as it seems on social media.
New Year's Resolutions Are the Worst Way to Make a Change
Don't be mad, we're just saving you the effort.
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Michael Joins a Gym in This Week's Comic from Stephen Maurice Graham
Chasing after the ideal body with heroic fitness inspiration.