Presents
The Perfect Gifts for Everyone You Know, According to Their Sign
Buying gifts is hard and bad, so you might as well turn to the stars for help.
People Showed Us Stuff from Old Relationships They Couldn't Throw Away
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
How to Do All Your Christmas Shopping at a Sex Shop
I am about to make your Christmas Eve a whole lot easier.
Last-Minute Gifts That Give Back: A 2016 Holiday Buying Guide
Sustainable gifts for the environment, your budget, and your neighbors around the globe, ending 2016 on a much-needed high note.
Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!
Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Let's Ruin Christmas by Turning It into an Economics Lesson
Depending on which economic school of thought you belong to, Christmas is either a waste of resources or a valuable uptick in healthy activity.
People Show Us The Worst Gifts They Have Ever Received From Their Exes
From a framed 3D poster of a cat to a "World's Best Dad" mug, good gifts are nice, but there's something uniquely awful about a terrible present.
How to Survive Your First Wedding as an Adult
How to survive your first wedding as a grown-up without crying, vomiting, or a special compound move I call 'cry-vomiting.'
The Gifts Horny Men Give a Popular Camgirl
In exchange for pleasing viewers, camgirl Lindsay Dye has amassed hundreds of anonymous gifts from her Amazon wish list. She has so many items, it's hard to tell what's a gift and what isn't in her apartment.