meals
We Calculated How Many Takeaways We Consumed Over Lockdown
I genuinely didn't think it'd be quite this much.
People Sent Us Photos of Their Go-To Existential Dread Meals
Cooking a proper meal every day is long and tedious, especially when you are consumed by The Fear.
Students Sent Us Photos of the Meals They’re Being Given in Quarantine
It's kind of like living off airplane meals, but worse, because you can't get off the plane.
Forget MoviePass: Olive Garden's Endless Pasta Pass Is Back, Baby
For $300 a pop, 1,000 lucky winners will get free pasta for the entire year—52 weeks of unlimited carbohydrate bliss.
Why No One Wants to Go Out to Lunch Anymore
As you sit at your desk today and stare at a miserable sporkful of sad, $12 salad, know that in decades past, it wasn’t like this.
Against Food Selfies
Don't listen to foodies. Seriously. Anyone who chooses to blog about food cannot, under any circumstances, be trusted to midwife your next meal.
The Potato Salad Kickstarter Is Incredibly Stupid (and That's Why You Should Support It)
Sure, this is all a big joke, but wouldn't you rather support someone's hearty, satisfying meal than a rich person's generic indie rom-com? Of course you would.
I'm Busted
Breakfast in the Feds is served from 6 AM to 7 AM and ranges from coffee cake to pancakes to bear claws to egg-and-cheese bagels to cinnamon rolls to waffles.