Syrup Davies

Who the fuck is Sid Meier and how did he have the balls to put his name in the title?

Fantasy games depress me.

RESIDENT EVIL 4When did video games start to get good again? All year I’ve been pissing away my life playing shit like Gran Tursimo 89, Gloria Hunniford’s Happy Shopper 5 and

Can anybody really put their hand on their heart and say they've watched ANY spaghetti western more than twice in their whole lives?

Apart from Megatron, the evil Decepticons were so much better than the mummy's boy Autobots.

Despite the excellent Manhunt being a game where you play a muscled guy in a vest who gropes other muscled guys in vests in alleyways, nobody has actually pointed out that the whole "stealth" genre may be a training tool/masturbation aid for in...

I don't understand games that strive to reflect the total fucking banality and pointlessness of real life.

The new Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is pretty good but all the hateful extra features are totally superfluous to the action.

Fuck PC-quality graphics and the “taste and smell” extension.

Let's make a snuff film with Rockstar.

Computer games are just games, after all.

Almost as boring as playing golf.