Maria Yagoda

Despite most bed frames costing less than a month's worth of cold brews, there appears to be an epidemic of grown-ass men refusing to hoist their mattresses onto one. We investigate.

If you suspect that someone would bail on your wedding if they couldn’t bring a buffer human, this person doesn’t like you enough to be at your wedding.

I tried to come up with a new equation, as simple as I could make it, to calculate how long it actually takes to get over your ex.

At 27, a decade into taking medication for depression and anxiety, I'm used to strangers telling me that I should try yoga or do breathing exercises instead. But I'm certain my life would be far worse without meds.

Congrats, Meghan and Harry.

As sex tech becomes teenier and teenier, I wonder: Is bigger actually better?

The road to maximized nipple pleasure is paved with lube and rotating hand motions.

Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds live in squalor and sleep "butt to butt" on a pull-out couch. Their relationship is steadfast, sincere, and more aspirational than any other depicted on TV.

A petition to rebrand this tedious holiday.

Not that I recommend doing it, or even having conversations with men at all.

It's been one hell of a year.

Sometimes, sealing the deal with the bro who religiously farted in pre-calculus is just the Christmas gift you needed.