Lucy Hancock

Have you ever watched a member of the opposite sex meticulously rinse an apple and fantasised about what those hands would feel like on your body? Probably not.

Have you ever watched a member of the opposite sex meticulously rinse an apple and fantasised about what those hands would feel like on your body? Probably not.

After 88 years, the department store chain has shut down for good. But, apart from 'Sir Philip Green loves yachts', what can we learn from its demise?

Disembodied vaginas, men dressed as puppies, and cut-price inflatable penises—the world's largest sexual health and lifestyle exhibition had it all.

There is no such thing as being "good at flirting," for it is something all humans are inherently terrible at. But here are a few pointers to help you navigate an otherwise terrifying thing.

Some tips on how to make sure you don't get lost, crushed, ripped off, mugged, arrested or covered in your own piss.

It's still desperately trying to tell us it's not a hook-up app.

Juicing is not a conversation. Almonds are not a way of life. And Redemption, a West London bar serving mocktails and "sugar, dairy, wheat, and meat-free" food is not a bar.

A bunch of rich people in a room, all trying to flirt with one another. And me...?

Are we really such a feckless generation we can't get it together to use an oven? Have you ever actually tried to make a quiche in a mug? It's the kind of microwave abomination that wafts under your bedroom door and clings to your hair while you sleep.

Being a single, straight female isn't all about wiping away gin tears and screaming into the darkness.

My attempts to ascend the British class system were less like climbing a ladder and more like walking under one and getting crushed by it.