Joseph Flynn

exit velo

Aaron Judge Has the Power to Make Singles Cool Again

Last night, Judge hit the hardest ball in MLB this year, and it wasn't a home run.
Joseph Flynn
6.9.17
new york yankees

Yankees Pearl-Clutchers Have Zeroed In on Minor Leaguer Clint Frazier

Throughout the spring, Yankees minor leaguer Clint Frazier has found himself embroiled in dumb and entirely contrived controversies.
Joseph Flynn
4.6.17
new york yankees

Gary Sanchez, Greg Bird, and Aaron Judge Are Here to Obliterate Baseballs for the Yankees

The Yankees may not score a lot of runs, but they are going to treat you to insane displays of raw power.
Joseph Flynn
3.31.17
bars for days

Dwight Howard Used to Eat So Much Goddamned Candy

According to the Lakers nutritionist, Dwight Howard used to eat 24 candy bars' worth of sugar. EVERY DAY.
Joseph Flynn
3.21.17
restgate

Adam Silver Is Pissed About Teams Resting Players but the NBA Won't Actually Fix the Problem

The most sensible fix is also the least financially attractive.
Joseph Flynn
3.21.17
jim sharkey

HS Football Coach Allegedly Stuck Dick in a Hot Dog Bun and Showed it to Players

This hot dog is definitely not a sandwich.
Joseph Flynn
3.21.17
New York Knicks

Poor Kristaps Porzingis Did Everything He Could to Stop Chris Paul, Failed Anyway

The New York Knicks' big unicorn tried his best to keep Chris Paul in check, but Porzingis is only one man (with lazy-ass teammates).
Joseph Flynn
3.21.17
t-nasty

High School Football Recruit Creates CGI-Laden Superhero Movie to Announce He's Going to Duke

This is probably the most elaborate college football commitment video you've ever seen.
Joseph Flynn
3.14.17
Vince Carter

Old Man Vince Carter Had a Perfect Game Against the Bucks

The 40-year-old Vince Carter shot a perfect eight-of-eight from the field, including six three-pointers, in the Memphis Grizzlies' win over the Milwaukee Bucks on Monday.
Joseph Flynn
3.14.17
Manny Ramirez

Manny Ramirez is Playing in Japan and His Contract Ensures Unlimited Sushi

Manny Ramirez's contract in Japan is pure Manny.
Joseph Flynn
3.14.17
baylor

Baylor Fires Assistant Director of Football Ops for Sending Inappropriate Texts to a Teenager

Baylor has had to fire another staffer for inappropriate conduct.
Joseph Flynn
3.14.17
olympics

Senators Introduce Bill to Mandate Reporting of Sex Abuse in Olympic Sports

The bill would specifically apply to the 47 national Olympic governing bodies.
Joseph Flynn
3.7.17
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