Joel Golby
Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
air travel
Five Questions About the Diarrhoea That Was So Bad It Grounded a Plane
Delta Air Lines passengers, how many of you took a very strong sleeping pill and woke up to a nasty surprise?
Joel Golby
9.6.23
housing
'Landlords Are a Scum Class': Everything I've Learnt About London Renting
I've written London Rental Opportunity of the Week for seven years, and this is what it all comes down to – trust me.
Joel Golby
2.10.23
housing
How to Be an Actually Good Roommate
Follow these 20 tips and you, too, will live in domestic bliss with a bunch of strangers in a tiny rental.
Joel Golby
2.8.23
housing
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Kitchen... Has a Shower In It
Why? Why would you even think that was a good idea?
Joel Golby
1.27.23
housing
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Fun Twist on Landlord Trickery
Two "studios" in the same "house" with a "shared kitchen" – sure.
Joel Golby
1.20.23
London Rental Opportunity of the Week
Rental Opportunity of the Week: How Much Worse Can London Renting Get?
Turns out: Much, much worse. Like: "You're shitting next to your kitchen sink" worse.
Joel Golby
1.13.23
housing
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Happy New Year, Landlords Are Still Evil
At least the Mafia are glamorous. What do landlords have? Bluetooth headsets and no job.
Joel Golby
1.6.23
housing
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Landlords Want You to Shower Next to Your Bed Now
A room with all the component parts for you to scrape a miserable little existence in.
Joel Golby
12.9.22
housing
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Only a Landlord Would Do This to a Nice Room
This room could have been beautiful. Now it's a one-bed studio for rent with a futon.
Joel Golby
12.2.22
housing
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Tiny Flat Has Barely Any Living Space
Humans don't need hobs or normal-sized sinks, do they??
Joel Golby
11.25.22
housing
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Loft So Tiny It Will Ruin Your Relationship
Want to rent somewhere that will result in a break-up and give you nightmares? Right this way!
Joel Golby
11.11.22
London Rental Opportunity of the Week
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Not a Bedroom, Not a Kitchen
The English language does not yet have a word for whatever this is, but if London landlords keep this shit up then it's going to have to.
Joel Golby
11.4.22
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