Joe Bishop

“Fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore” sings a nasally American, who must have gotten his lyrical inspiration from screenshots of hot girls MSN screen names in 2005.

Your journey isn’t going to begin at a clothes swap with a bunch of other muggy cunts, or the London branch of a godawful nightclub.

Sources say Miley Cyrus forces men to interview with her assistant. So we decided to imagine what other contractual obligations you'll have to go through to fuck other famous people.

We were sent a few leaked pages from the proposed script which names Michael Cera and Justin Long as its stars.

Heartbreakers is a new THUMP series exploring dancefloor tearjerkers. First up, "In Love With You" by French house duo The Paradise.

Unfortunately with hilarious consequences.

The Buzzfeed generation’s answer to Zeus and Hera are moving to SW3.

Among the unending silliness of the Farrelly brothers' first film came some road trip anthems that could warm the coldest of hearts.

Y'know the ones, musicians that just won't go away like a bad smell...or herpes.

No one cares about your awful night out, you narcissists.

Here are some events to get you started.

Joe Bish explains the most bizarre Kanye video yet.