Jesse Donaldson

After some controversy over “ace” and “poly” inclusion, they told us what queer identity means to them.

“We never did find the other end of the dildo—although I have my suspicions about where it ended up.”

Paton Street may be short, but its legacy is long on racism, assault, kidnapping, and miscarriage of justice.

Some questionable ideas for having sexy, sexy sex at mom and dad’s.

“I remember scooping up a handful of dead bugs and spiders from the windowsill, and dumping them into her mouth.”

I went on an all-night paranormal investigation in the basement of an old morgue and I only laughed once.

Experts say it could happen to Vancouver, and it wouldn’t be pretty.

“You need to understand: you're not exactly bringing them the winnings of the Lotto 6/49.”

For those of you winding down summer flings this month, beware: it can get messy. Or worse yet, turn into a relationship.

The bad news is, most of us hate our jobs. The good news is, there’s no shortage of shitty things we can do while hating it.

"I've been shot in the face four times with a flamethrower, and I don't have any visible scars to speak of."

“I was willing to take one for the team. Although I had no idea how much I was going to have to take.”