Jazper Abellera
we saw this
My Soul Melted at Coachella's Branded Parties
Once again, I conquered the elite, invite-only, corporate bacchanalia that happens around the big California festival.
Jazper Abellera
4.23.19
coachella 2018
I Scammed My Way into All of Coachella’s Stupidest Parties
A man with a Diplo tattoo on his ass went searching for the hell in Coachella, and he couldn't find it anywhere.
Jazper Abellera
4.19.18
Nightlife
I Crashed Jack Ü and Justin Bieber's Grammy Parties and Got Stranded at The Weeknd's Birthday Mansion
By 2:43AM I had been kicked offstage 92 times.
Jazper Abellera
11.24.17
LGBTQ
Can You Use Straight Lube for Gay Anal Sex? An Investigation
Because nobody deserves to go in dry.
Jazper Abellera
7.17.17
The 7 Types of Gay Clubbers You'll Meet at a Pride Party
The Fake Goth DJ, the Cute-Cut-Cunty Door Boy, and more.
Jazper Abellera
6.16.17
Features
RuPaul’s DragCon Is Proof That Drag Queens Will Save Us
The blockbuster convention drew record-breaking attendees and will expand to New York later this year.
Jazper Abellera
5.2.17
Features
We Asked Coachella's Alt Bros About Being Alt Bros
Conversations with a newly enlightened strain of festival-goer.
Jazper Abellera
4.26.17
Features
Weedmaps, Grindr, and Moschino: Inside the Branded Paradise of Coachella's Party Scene
The festival itself is only the beginning.
Jazper Abellera
4.19.17
Features
WEDIDIT's ACLU Benefit Was About Fighting For Our Freedom to Do Whatever We Want
Including doing it doggystyle on the dancefloor.
Jazper Abellera
3.17.17
Features
Here's Our LA Party Guide So Your NYE Doesn't Blow Like 2016 Did
From massive outdoor festivals to underground techno paradises, with all the confetti you can eat.
Jazper Abellera
12.30.16
Features
The 10 Types of Freaks You Meet at Coachella Parties
Rest assured that badly-dressed comedians and every DJ you've ever dated will be at that invite-only branded rave you RSVP'ed to.
Jazper Abellera
4.20.16
Grammys
I Crashed Jack Ü and Justin Bieber's Grammy Parties and Got Stranded at The Weeknd's Birthday Mansion
By 2:43AM I had been kicked offstage 92 times.
Jazper Abellera
2.19.16
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