Jaik Puppyteeth

Views My Own

Give Up On Your New Year’s Resolution Now

Or prove me wrong. Spite is a great motivator.
Jaik Puppyteeth
12.28.18
Views My Own

I’m Transforming into a Nightmare Clown to Beat My Post-Sobriety Anxiety

I'm forcing myself to get on stage... what could possibly go wrong?
Jaik Puppyteeth
7.18.18
Dating

It’s Never Too Late to Tell Your Friend They’re Dating a Loser

Especially if that loser is abusive.
Jaik Puppyteeth
5.18.18
Dating

Orbiting Is Just a Form of Ghosting, Get Over It

Do the people who ghost you know they’re not invisible?
Jaik Puppyteeth
4.30.18
drag queens

I Met My Idols at the Biggest Drag Convention in America

Over 40,000 people attended RuPaul’s Drag Con this year, and every single one of them was in my personal space.
Jaik Puppyteeth
5.5.17
Advice

An Illustrated Guide to Your Sex and Relationship Questions

Artist Jaik Puppyteeth answers all your embarrassing sex and relationship questions—from dating sober to personal hygiene.
Jaik Puppyteeth
3.31.17
Dating

Sobriety Is Fucking Up My Single Life

The longer I'm sober, the less patience I have for people who are immersed in the party world. Maybe that's why I am alone. But is it a choice, or have I just painted myself into a corner?
Jaik Puppyteeth
2.14.17
Dating

Is It OK to Be a Casual Catfish?

We all pretend to be slightly different versions of ourselves to impress people.
Jaik Puppyteeth
2.2.17
drag queens

I’m Obsessed with Internet Drag Queens

(And went to interview a couple IRL).
Jaik Puppyteeth
1.16.17
Dating

I Ghost Everyone I Fuck (If They Don’t Ghost Me First)

My life is haunted with the ghosts of Tinder dates.
Jaik Puppyteeth
1.5.17
christmas

Why Christmas with My Drug Dealer Was the Worst Idea

In retrospect, inviting Garbanzo to dinner was pretty dumb.
Jaik Puppyteeth
12.22.16
Stuff

The VICE Guide to Grindr

Hopefully this helps you out.
Jaik Puppyteeth
12.8.16
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