Iona David

The fluffy dressing gown queen, the uni student flogging some kind of Bitcoin pyramid scheme – they're all here.

In an extract from her new book 'Is This Love or Dopamine?', the woman behind @beam_me_up_softboi lays out every kind of softboi in existence.

It's 2022, you can’t just show up to your first music festival with a few Depop two-pieces and a fiver.

Pour one out for all your favourite 5AM characters and chancers.

As inspired by Cassie from 'Euphoria', the derangepatron saint of misguided quests for love and affection.

Treat brain at its finest.

From emo to nu-rave, nobody is safe.

The first 12 to 15-year-olds are getting their Pfizer shot this week.

With each letter, I chose the famously terrible method of “living my life as though the debt did not exist”. Here's how I managed to crawl out.

Shaming people for going on walks while on a walk, clapping for the NHS but voting Tory – hypocrites were rife in 2020.

If you're going out of your way to watch 'Home Alone' as a childless adult, you need to have a word with yourself.

“I often think about how different things with us would be if everything was normal.”