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It's Thursday, February 21, and a UK Restaurant Is Selling 'Tampon'-Topped, Period-Themed Pancakes
Plus, should this guy who accidentally left a $22,000 tip get his money back?
Hannah Keyser
2.21.19
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It's Wednesday, February 20, and In-N-Out Is Pissed About Puma's In-N-Out Sneakers
Also, this man went to a dog park wearing nothing but peanut butter and gold lamé undies.
Hannah Keyser
2.20.19
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It's Tuesday, February 19, and This Restaurant Will Serve Only Airline Food
Plus, cleaning out your old Tupperware collection could spark joy—and cash.
Hannah Keyser
2.19.19
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It's Friday, February 15, and Here's How to Get a Free Meal at Outback
Plus, don't tell your fellow members of Parliament that you just committed petty theft.
Hannah Keyser
2.15.19
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It's Thursday, February 14, and We're Not Sure How to Eat This Pizza-Flavored Ranch Sauce
Also, why do these chocolate bar names sound like My Chemical Romance lyrics?
Hannah Keyser
2.14.19
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It's Wednesday, February 13, and the 'Piss Christ' Artist Bought a Slice of Trump's Wedding Cake
Plus, even the LA Times thinks In-N-Out's fries are bad.
Hannah Keyser
2.13.19
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It's Tuesday, February 12, and You Can Watch a Man Release a Giant Rat in a McDonald's
Plus, how to celebrate Valentine's Day if you're hungry or horny.
Hannah Keyser
2.12.19
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It's Monday, February 11, and Women in Japan Are Tired of Buying Valentine's Chocolates for Men
Plus, the most Pittsburgh wedding promotion ever involves Primanti Bros., of course.
Hannah Keyser
2.11.19
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It's Friday, February 8, and We Want to Drunk-Eat the New Guns 'N Roses Cheese
Plus, read a recently published George Orwell essay dissing British food.
Hannah Keyser
2.8.19
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It's Thursday, February 7, and a Start-Up "Fixed" Coffee by Getting Rid of the Beans
Plus, for fans of actual coffee, this Malört latte is the most Chicago way to start your day.
Hannah Keyser
2.7.19
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It's Wednesday, February 6, and a Staten Island Bar Is Fighting Roofies by Putting Lids on Drinks
Plus, a very strong thief stole a very big burger.
Hannah Keyser
2.6.19
Horkfest
We Went on an Exhaustive Gritty-Inspired Philadelphia Food Crawl
Because Philadelphia is the best fucking city in the world and you bet your ass we’re gonna jump on the chance to expense a cheesesteak.
Hannah Keyser
Danielle Wayda
2.6.19
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