David Cross

The Rainy Day Issue

Mafia Party

How to kill your friends.
David Cross
12.1.05
The Hate Issue

The Hate List

A list of things I hate.
David Cross
12.1.04
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My America, by David Cross

How can you allow yourself to be bored when you’ve got rare, delicious foods being brought to your lips by effeminate Frenchmen?
David Cross
12.1.03
The Art Issue

My America

How can you allow yourself to be bored when you’ve got rare, delicious foods being brought to your lips by effeminate Frenchmen?
David Cross
12.1.03
The The West is the Best Issue

My America

Valentine’s Day is a much too vivid and unwelcome reminder of what losers we are.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Happiness Issue

My America

Happiness is knowing you are never more than twenty miles away from a Hooters.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Fashion Issue 2003

My America

He still loves fashion.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Erik Lavoie Issue

The Launch Of VICE Australia

You are descended from the most base and perverse of the criminal element in England.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Heroes Issue

We Don't Need Another Hero

Hero means nothing.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Down & Out Issue

My America

Someone is always worse off. Even if you're shitting in a bucket surrounded by crazy veterans.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Iraq Issue 2002

My America

What goes better with American flags than a big ol’ helping of the phrase, “God Bless America”?
David Cross
12.1.02
The Cospiracy Theories Issue

My America

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I don't know if you've heard, but the Catholic priesthood just got a whole lot sexier!
David Cross
12.1.02
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