David Cross
The Rainy Day Issue
Mafia Party
How to kill your friends.
David Cross
12.1.05
The Hate Issue
The Hate List
A list of things I hate.
David Cross
12.1.04
murica
My America, by David Cross
How can you allow yourself to be bored when you’ve got rare, delicious foods being brought to your lips by effeminate Frenchmen?
David Cross
12.1.03
The Art Issue
My America
How can you allow yourself to be bored when you’ve got rare, delicious foods being brought to your lips by effeminate Frenchmen?
David Cross
12.1.03
The The West is the Best Issue
My America
Valentine’s Day is a much too vivid and unwelcome reminder of what losers we are.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Happiness Issue
My America
Happiness is knowing you are never more than twenty miles away from a Hooters.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Fashion Issue 2003
My America
He still loves fashion.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Erik Lavoie Issue
The Launch Of VICE Australia
You are descended from the most base and perverse of the criminal element in England.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Heroes Issue
We Don't Need Another Hero
Hero means nothing.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Down & Out Issue
My America
Someone is always worse off. Even if you're shitting in a bucket surrounded by crazy veterans.
David Cross
12.1.03
The Iraq Issue 2002
My America
What goes better with American flags than a big ol’ helping of the phrase, “God Bless America”?
David Cross
12.1.02
The Cospiracy Theories Issue
My America
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I don't know if you've heard, but the Catholic priesthood just got a whole lot sexier!
David Cross
12.1.02
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