Clive Martin

the internet

Here's What Happened When I 'Outed' Myself as Tim Martin's Son

What started as a laugh at British media nepotism quickly became a furious pile-on that revealed a predictability at the heart of social media.
Clive Martin
9.24.20
pubs

The New Rules of Drinking in a Post-Lockdown World

The pubs are open again, but not as we once knew them. Luckily, our friends at Old Blue Last Beer have written a guide to help you navigate this strange new boozing landscape.
Clive Martin
7.31.20
Football

The VICE Alternative Team of the Premier League Season 2019-2020

Think of it as Copa90 for people who die a bit inside every time they hear the phrase “baller”. 
Clive Martin
7.24.20
Travel

'DangerTubers' Are the World's New Amateur Explorers

There are a few problems with this particular breed of YouTuber, but I personally can't stop watching.
Clive Martin
5.14.20
Coronavirus

This Is Year Zero for Life in Britain

Beneath the "famous stiff upper lip" are a trembling lower jaw and a virus-ravaged tongue that can no longer tell Bovril from Bollinger.
Clive Martin
4.6.20
boxing

The Creation of Eddie Hearn, Man, Meme, Boxing Match Master

Hearn is better known than the majority of his fighters – here's how he got to that point.
Clive Martin
2.25.20
class

Laurence Fox Is Leading the 'Warrior Toff's' War Against Wokeness

You can split the UK's aristocratic men into two camps: the feeble, repressed, balding lot, and the Warrior Toff. Fox has found a way to crown himself the king of that second faction.
Clive Martin
1.21.20
Football

The VICE Alternative Team of the Premier League Season 2018-2019

A team for the ages.
Clive Martin
5.10.19
Clive Martin's Civil War

Understanding Britain's No Deal Nihilists

As the facts, figures and warnings gather pace, these Leave ultras want to crash out of Europe with no deal more than ever.
Clive Martin
3.29.19
Clive Martin's Civil War

There Are No Real Winners in the Culture War

In this battle of left vs right, millennials vs boomers, everyone's a winner – and that's a problem.
Clive Martin
2.27.19
The 2018 FIFA World Cup

All the Weird Stuff to Watch Out for This World Cup

Let's play World Cup bingo.
Clive Martin
6.14.18
Football

The VICE Alternative Team of the Premier League Season 2017-2018

A squad made up of the weirdest, most fascinating players in the Premiership.
Clive Martin
5.11.18
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