Claire Sullivan

It's Australia's oldest theme park and also the only one in the country with a statue of a dragon with front-facing eyes.

The jelly was definitely red and green, right?

A young man from Tasmania gunned down 35 people in a horrific killing spree in 1996. Locals remember what he was like before the incident.

You know those people who leave unnecessarily bad reviews for absolutely everything? We set out to discover who those people are.

"We're in the happy business," said everyone at the factory.

"I noticed he's wearing New Balance shoes so I'm into that."

There's not enough lube in the universe if you're looking at Peter Dutton.

Because illegal night swimming is delicious.

Follow our five-point guide for health, safety, and orgasms.

We asked some hygienically-minded but opportunistic people at Copresents festival.

"What else?" the punter asked me, in a very gonorrhoea-y way.

I asked a bunch of friends and dudes on Tinder if they ever get a positive response from sending nudes.