Carlton Férment
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A Man Is On Trial for Farting in a Child's Face
What a fucking weirdo.
Carlton Férment
10.20.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Man Attempts to Conceal Seven-Foot Venetian Blind in His Clothes, Fails Impressively
A king amongst men.
Carlton Férment
10.19.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Enough Brexit Leave Voters Regret Their Decision to Affect the Referendum Result
Also: Some guy wants to make it a crime to support the UK rejoining the EU.
Carlton Férment
10.17.16
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Nearly 20 Percent of Parents Regret the Name They Gave Their Baby
Stupid idiots.
Carlton Férment
10.14.16
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Good News: You Can Track the UK's Marmite Stocks with This Live Map
Stocks are going fast, though I'm not sure why because you only really need to use a jar of it once every half a year.
Carlton Férment
10.13.16
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The Primary School Teacher Who Turned Out to Be a Gun-Carrying Coke Dealer
Aqsa Carvalho, from Hertfordshire, has just been sentenced to 17 years in prison, along with three accomplices.
Carlton Férment
10.13.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now
A Pro-Gamer's Funeral Has Been Live-Streamed on Twitch
Phillip 'Phizzurp' Klemenov's service took place in Los Angeles on Sunday.
Carlton Férment
10.12.16
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Eritrean Refugee Says Life Is Worse in Swansea
Fair enough.
Carlton Férment
10.3.16
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A Train Killed 11 Cows and Stopped Some Gooners Going to an Away Game
The cows died bravely, and their goal of ruining some Arsenal fans' day was achieved. Godspeed.
Carlton Férment
10.3.16
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People in Their Thirties Are Poorer Now Than People in Their Thirties a Decade Ago
Are you serious? You mean we're being fucked? Wow. WOW.
Carlton Férment
10.1.16
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British Sixteen-Year-Old Slashed in the Face During Mass Teen Brawl
There's been yet another all-in teenage fight, this time outside a shopping centre in south east London.
Carlton Férment
9.28.16
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London's Only Porn Cinema Has Been Shut Down Ten Days After Reopening
Let these men wank in peace!
Carlton Férment
9.27.16
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