Benjamin Korman
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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A People's History of Father's Day
Make this Father’s Day the greatest fucking baseball cap your dad ever wore!
Benjamin Korman
6.15.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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The Future VICE Future Guide to Future Parenting
Don’t hate the Hunger Player, hate the Hunger Game.
Benjamin Korman
6.11.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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What Your Kids' Clothes Say About You
Here are some trendy statements you can make by swathing your kids’ bodies in fabric.
Benjamin Korman
6.8.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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Great American Leaders: Were They Shitty Dads?
Deconstructing the Mount Rushmore of shitty dads.
Benjamin Korman
6.6.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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The Rules to Naming a Baby
Don’t name them Benjamin. THAT’S MY NAME! I OWN IT!
Benjamin Korman
6.4.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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Talking to Your Kids About Sex
Your kids probably spend a lot of time playing violent video games. Make sure you say “BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!” when explaining ejaculation.
Benjamin Korman
6.1.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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The Pros and Cons of Breastfeeding
Every time you breastfeed your child, a dairy farmer slaughters one of his cows just to prove a point.
Benjamin Korman
5.30.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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How to Raise Hip Kids
Here are a few fun tips for how to prepare your children for the tribulations of adult life.
Benjamin Korman
5.25.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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The Parenting Sex Jams Remix
Here are two 90s sex jams that I have altered to be about parenting.
Benjamin Korman
5.24.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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Teen Parenting: A Thought Exercise
Was I prepared to be a teenage dad?
Benjamin Korman
5.23.12
The VICE Guide to Parenting
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Your Mother Is an Animal
Step aside, tiger mothers. There's a jungle out there.
Benjamin Korman
5.20.12
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