FYI.

This story is over 5 years old.

Tech

"CVS Bangers" Is the Greatest Thing You'll Hear this Weekend

"The audioscape for when you're buying tampons or a 12 pack of condoms ..."

You know, CVS, as in the national chain of drugstores. Also: DJ Hennessy Youngman, aka artist and filmmaker Jayson Musson, of "Art Thoughtz" brilliance, Plastic Little, this petition to make a "Toonces the Driving Cat" feature film, and the sampled voice on "Harlem Shake." And now, this:

CVS BANGERS IS THE AUDIOSCAPE FOR WHEN YOU'RE BUYING TAMPONS OR A 12 PACK OF CONDOMS, A SAMPLING OF THOSE MAGIC TUNES THAT PLAY WHEN YOU'RE CONTEMPLATING HOW RIDICULOUS YOU WOULD LOOK CARRYING 24 ROLLS OF TIOLET PAPER ON THE TRAIN, THOSE BITTERSWEET TUNES OF YESTERYEAR THAT SKIP THROUGH YOUR MIND AS YOU READ THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION ON THE BACK OF A BOX OF FROZEN PIZZA AND OPT FOR A PINT OF ICE CREAM INSTEAD, THOSE SPECIAL DITTIES THAT ACCOMPANY YOUR SMASHING THE BAR CODE OF A CAN OF RED BULL AGAINST THE SCANNER OF BROKEN SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE. CVS BANGERS IS COMMERCE ITSELF, AND COMMERCE, MY FACELESS INTERNET FRIENDS, IS BEAUTIFUL.

The above mix has brought me so much joy. Thank you, DJ Hennessy Youngman. Also, I might recommend downloading it ASAP for posterity: the copyright wolves have got to be circling. And this:

RETWEET IF YOU'RE FEELIN THIS ONE

Reach this writer at michaelb@motherboard.tv.