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Oh shit! Welcome to university. I'm sure you're having a very good time and working quite hard and making loads of wonderful new friends who you really properly connect with because it's the time of our lives when it all starts coming together! Alternatively, you aren't having particularly that much fun and are surrounded by people attempting to wear their entire personalities on their bodies at all times! That's cool too! Here's a quick guide to who you are likely to meet in the next three to seven years. Or who you may want to avoid—whatever man, it's all up to you!
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Does He Go to Any Classes?
Guy Who Probably Sucks
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Guy Who Definitely Sucks
Wait, Wasn't That Girl Tumblr Famous in Like… 2013?
Basically Emily the Strange
Also Somehow Emily the Strange
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