We never really gave much thought to what Reptiles guitarist Joel dreamt about. If you really pressed us to imagine it, it would probably be pretty pleasant. Maybe walking around making small talk, introducing people to each other—like a family restaurant owner. After seeing the band’s clip for “Sweet Dreams Joel” it turns out we were way off. Joel’s unconscious hours are apparently plagued by distorted guitars, vampiric lips, and unsettling childhood memories. Lay off the night cheeses buddy.
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